The morning Earthly news June 11 3000B.C. A family of 8 claimed to be the only survivors of the northern part of our empire. They told our reporter, " they were amazed how quickly the earth became populated, humans and animals". They told our reporter that this was the first time they touch dry land in a year, and asked how did he survive the flood? The reporter told Mr. Noah, we had heavy rain last year around this time but no flood in our area. Mr Noah made a few unheard of words as he and the family walked off into the sunset. His last words, "I put up with all that crap for one year and for nothing".
James Mixon
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Death's in Noah's flood
by Are you serious inhas the wt ever come out with an article that indicates how many people died during the mythical flood?
i searched on their site but couldn't find anything.
any help would be greatly appreciated.
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Son of God
by Steel inis this a title of diety or did god have a baby?
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sorry for being so brief, typing on a phone.. i am kind of interested to see what you have to say.
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Jesus Father was the Holy spirit, that is what Jesus mother told her husband. Sooo who was the father, whoever she was having sex with when she screamed OH GOD.
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Whoop there it is!!!!
by James Mixon inwalked into panda express for lunch the other day and there was a unusually long line.
i notice a large group of folks that had a familiar dress and smile on their faces.
the women dresses below the knees and the men wearing the top of line goodwill special suits.
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Correct me if I'am wrong but don't the scriptures state "by their fruit you will recognize them", not by their suits you will recognize them.
Yes GT, I thought about something like that when I was leaving (littered), tell management.
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Whoop there it is!!!!
by James Mixon inwalked into panda express for lunch the other day and there was a unusually long line.
i notice a large group of folks that had a familiar dress and smile on their faces.
the women dresses below the knees and the men wearing the top of line goodwill special suits.
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Around 15 -20 JW's in line and she was near the end of the group maybe two or three folks in front of me. So when she placed the mags on the bench she looked at me with a devilish look on her face and smile. On the way home I thought, I should have said something to management.
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Whoop there it is!!!!
by James Mixon inwalked into panda express for lunch the other day and there was a unusually long line.
i notice a large group of folks that had a familiar dress and smile on their faces.
the women dresses below the knees and the men wearing the top of line goodwill special suits.
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Walked into Panda Express for lunch the other day and there was a unusually long line. I notice a large group of folks that had a familiar dress and smile on their faces. The women dresses below the knees and the men wearing the top of line Goodwill special suits. I was curious and wonder what Asian organization they were part of and then Bam, it came out. The line curved around a long waist high bench and one of the women sneakily placed the old well known WT while two men(brothers) sitting near the bench gave her the OK . LOL
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Televangelist seeks $54 million for private Jet, God told him he needs it.
by James Mixon inlouisiana televangelist seeks donations for 54m privet jet.
claims god is behind the idea.
he stated "if the lord jc was physically on earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey".
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AMEN !!!!!
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Televangelist seeks $54 million for private Jet, God told him he needs it.
by James Mixon inlouisiana televangelist seeks donations for 54m privet jet.
claims god is behind the idea.
he stated "if the lord jc was physically on earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey".
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His explanation for asking for donation for a jet plane, "you can't speak openly to God on commercial airliner". Ok I know we all were scammed by the borg, but this guy Jesse Duplantis has no shame. You folks have given me three jets since 2006 so why not the best.. God told him I want you to believe in me for a Falcon 7x..
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Televangelist seeks $54 million for private Jet, God told him he needs it.
by James Mixon inlouisiana televangelist seeks donations for 54m privet jet.
claims god is behind the idea.
he stated "if the lord jc was physically on earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey".
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Louisiana televangelist seeks donations for 54m privet jet. claims God is behind the idea. He stated "if the lord JC was physically on earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey". He has a point,LOL. This will be his 4th jet.
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Life in Paradise
by Sour Grapes inso we all survive the great tribulation and now as the dead bodies of 99.9% of the world's population begin to stink up the place, the bodies become bloated and the flesh begins to fall off of the bones what happens when the elders tell us to grab a shovel and haul the corpses to a mass grave site for burial or perhaps a mass cremation and you tell them that you will not bury dead bodies.. what will the elders do?
(i guess they are princes now since we are on the other side of the gt) will they haul the person into the back room of the candlelit kingdumb haul for a judicial meeting?
if the person is unrepentant and doesn't follow direction from god will they be disfellowshipped or forced to move to a colony for troublemakers?
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Noah and family not burdened with burying their family members and friends, but I'am sure they saw their bloated bodies floating around their little boat. Maybe Jehovah also gave instruction to fish out the dead bodies and feed them to the thousand of animals on the ship, he is a loving GOD...
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Life in Paradise
by Sour Grapes inso we all survive the great tribulation and now as the dead bodies of 99.9% of the world's population begin to stink up the place, the bodies become bloated and the flesh begins to fall off of the bones what happens when the elders tell us to grab a shovel and haul the corpses to a mass grave site for burial or perhaps a mass cremation and you tell them that you will not bury dead bodies.. what will the elders do?
(i guess they are princes now since we are on the other side of the gt) will they haul the person into the back room of the candlelit kingdumb haul for a judicial meeting?
if the person is unrepentant and doesn't follow direction from god will they be disfellowshipped or forced to move to a colony for troublemakers?
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After a hard day of work from sunrise till sunset, a nice juicy T-bone steak would be great. No steak dear (wife). How about some smothered chops. (wife) Sorry can't do. Ok how about a big juicy burger and a cold beer. (wife) How about an apple or banana remember no meat in paradise. JW husband..Sh---t.